Someone That You Screw
(K.Waters)
You - you are my yum plum duck, five foot and built to fan my filthy fire You - you are my hot spring roll, I like to lick you whole, eat you entire But it is true, if we were fishes in the sea, I would snap you into fingers if you laid a fin on me
You - you are my deep fried rice, so very, very nice and I'm inspired You - you are my steamed dim sim, fulfill my every whim and leave me wired But it is true, if we were doggies in a pack, I would howl until our owner poured cold water on your back
So, hold your breath and count to three Haul your body off of me Take all your strength, admit we're through For all I am is just someone... that you screw
You - you are my Deng Xiao Ping, you rule my whole Beijing and all my China You - you are my Chairman Mao, I need a seat just now, you're my recliner But it is true, and it is time I made you see Take all your strength, admit we're through For all I am is just someone... that you screw