Someone That You Screw

(K.Waters)

You - you are my yum plum duck, five foot and built to fan my filthy fire
You - you are my hot spring roll, I like to lick you whole, eat you entire
But it is true, if we were fishes in the sea, I would snap you into fingers if you laid a fin on me

You - you are my deep fried rice, so very, very nice and I'm inspired
You - you are my steamed dim sim, fulfill my every whim and leave me wired
But it is true, if we were doggies in a pack, I would howl until our owner poured cold water on your back

So, hold your breath and count to three
Haul your body off of me
Take all your strength, admit we're through
For all I am is just someone... that you screw

You - you are my Deng Xiao Ping, you rule my whole Beijing and all my China
You - you are my Chairman Mao, I need a seat just now, you're my recliner
But it is true, and it is time I made you see

Take all your strength, admit we're through
For all I am is just someone... that you screw